New electric boat promises to "match the size and feel of Maui's finest rollers" while "revolutionizing wake surfing into a sport that even Kelly Slater would love!" | BeachGrit

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Sucking, chin.

Today, with the launch of the new Gigawave, the mahogany conference room tables from Santa Monica, California to San Sebastian, Spain will become a problem.

The idea of ​​electric boat manufacturer Matthew Blew

) With a pair of high-torque, zero-emission 300 hp motors, these motors will be powered by a set of lithium-ion batteries.

Blew said: "Since the initial concept, we have increased the battery capacity. Now, we are considering a full megawatt of power-equivalent to one million watts. The goal is to run between two charges of six to eight hours. , While using industrial chargers requires two hours of fast charging time."

What can one megawatt of electricity bring you?

"The head-high barrel will match the size and feel of the best rollers in Maui." And "...revolutionary surfing, a sport that even Kelly Slater would like."

And all of this cost $600,000, which will definitely make Kelly Slater regret it.

Imagine how much his technology costs. First, a lake must be purchased, then a big blue train must be dropped in the middle, and then it must be constantly repaired and a lot of diesel green must be made.

At least 8 million dollars?

Million?

One person can buy 16 Gigawaves, drive them to a public lake, rent them out without blowing exhaust air into the air, and make Maui jealous of the price.

rich.

Heavy, heavy regret.

They call themselves "Sack Lunch 2.0".

It has been related to our World Surf League for months, but now, right? The mistake was followed by silence, followed by the disappearance of the longest-serving employee Dave Prodan, then the same Dave Prodan awkwardly caught between Ross-Clarke Williams and Mick Fanning, then the unfortunate "view", and then more Silence, and then Dirk Ziff stepped out of the room, screaming, "The grumpy surfer bought the GAMESTOP inventory, just screwed it for me, and I'm done!"

Congratulations, grumpy surfer, but what should professional surfers do?

Smart people will pull cars to fabulous "friends" and/or form boy bands together.

In every single economic environment, male bands have a trend of development, or are you not a student of history?

The Beatles, Menudo, the new kid on the block, NSync, one direction, Blackpink.

In an eternally high market like GameStop, who can compare to Gabriel Medina, Kanoa Igarashi, Leonardo Fioravanti (Leonardo Fioravanti) ) And Kelly Slater (Kelly Slater) better form a new supergroup?

They call themselves "Sack Lunch 2.0" and they will make millions.

David Lee Scales and I also discussed suicide in today's 101st podcast.

101 podcasts.

Damn.

Listen here

Crazy surfing enters.

First of all: in an amateur activity on the beach on the east coast of Australia, an otherwise unobtrusive 12-year-old surfing prodigy (just like everyone else) curled up his bronze fist and hit his smartphone directly. Surfing father under the chin.

A pulsating right hook directly connected to the skin skin shocked the overweight, domineering father/coach combination and knocked him down in the middle.

The son was still wearing a diving suit, his eyes were full of hatred, as gray as the sky above his head, he threw himself on his dear father, put his hands on his father’s neck, and screamed "Fuck you Kelly Slater! Fuck you John John!" Dad took time over and over again.

It took two game officials to drag the screaming tween away.

Onlookers attributed it to an isolated surfing incident. Years of aggressive and flourishing testosterone erupts like lava or wet dreams.

But then: two days later, the two beaches head south.

A traveling Japanese surfer took out the Modern mid-pants from the boots of the red hatchback, unfastened the board and screws of his 8-foot-long Fin Co captain’s single fin, and killed the nearby with a blunt weapon. Surfer. There appears to be no connection between the two surfers, except that the victim happened to park near the defendant and was about to surf at the same time.

Do you see the damage a single fin can cause to people?

Witnesses said that after the raid, the Japanese surfer put his mid-length and short skirt in a nearby trash can and drove away. The exact details have not yet been confirmed.

More violence and riots followed.

On the famous Bondi Beach, a local surfing instructor pushed three adult learners into the backpacker’s field of vision and watched them disappear to the horizon. Now the tiny blue spots were submerged without a wave, and then stripped off. , Drive to Waverly Clinic.

"Lock me up," she told the registrar on duty. "Because I committed the crime of spiritual treason."

Before the media had time to name terror, it had spread.

In Lennox, a disgruntled local robbed half of his AB 6 channel (the holiest of his quiver), dipped it in kerosene and set it on fire, along the town’s The commercial district screamed, screaming "consciousness is nature's nightmare."

On Byron’s road,

Pulling hair and scratching eyes, while others piled foam surfboards and linen clothes on the raging fire at the old whale station.

In the ocean of Malibu, a docile surfing dog attacked its owner, trapping its mottled fangs in a wetsuit and flesh, while a group of braided semi-conscious light skaters suddenly jumped up, angrily Approved this massacre.

Nearby, the Rincon native drove from the indicator to the bay, and teams and surfers flashed past him like memories or dreams. (Witnesses said this was the best wave of his life). He stranded the ride, took off the ropes of his legs, left the board on the beach, and walked straight into the traffic of Screaming Eagle Highway.

In Oregon, a foil machine rode his craft into a dolphin pod and killed three.

Mini Makaha, Hawaii: A fanatical group of SUP killed a windsurfer with a paddle, because the sailboat, which is no longer riding, led itself to the sun rising in the sea breeze.

Not all violence and corruption.

In Queensland, two locals who had previously fought, Kirra and Snapper, met on the yellow sands of Congongatta and kissed passionately and exuded salt. , Sweat and wax.

A Western Australian surfer married his motorboat.

In addition: a crazy surf reporter announced that in the South Pacific, the entire weather system is disintegrating. The waves have stopped, dead fish floating on the water

He said that the entire Indian Ocean was also dried. The tide has stopped turning.

All of this is a lie.

Signs of getting crazy.

No one can give a reason. The destruction of people. symbol.

The crazy reporter said that in the face of global turmoil, he is exercising his power of agency. Answer in person to prove that he does exist.

Others call it the democratization of surfing and redouble their efforts.

But no one is listening. No one cares. The blasphemy continues.

Oh, when will you come back from the trip?

Psychiatrists disagree on the position of surfing legends on the "schizophrenia spectrum."

Affected him on the day of the 2018 killing.

Tony used an aluminum rod to tie his ex-wife's husband, David Graves, who was 75 years old, and fatally wounded that man. Tony's ex-wife Jacqui was also hospitalized with injuries.

Tony died at the age of 70. He will not bear criminal responsibility for himself based on his mental insufficiency. However, he changed his attitude of pleading guilty and admitted that his ex-wife’s husband was murdered and caused serious bodily harm to the ex-wife.

The events on the day of the murder revealed the grief caused by Hardy's schizophrenia.

If you live near Margaret River, you will know Hardy and his brother. Amazing surfing family. Tony is the hit single of surfboarders Gene, Ryan, Brett and Josh.

With the exception of Josh, everyone else won the state surfing championship. Even his granddaughter Willow picked one up, side by side with her two Small Fries crowns.

But Tony stopped surfing soon. Blaming age, injury.

In a polite company, he is what you call a weird person. You will see him at the Main Break in Margaret River, where the wave he had in the 70s trimmed pig faces that grew on the sidewalk. Or stop by the side of the road in Margs and trim the bushes with scissors.

The disagreements between psychiatrists in court mainly focused on Hardy's sitting on the "schizophrenia spectrum" and his "delusional thinking mode."

Hardy told the court that he defended himself because he was constantly being told "how to live".

The next court date is May 27.

"Have I seen Ace's hair alone?"

The distilled wine from Jupiter, Florida, photographed a wine that Trump starved to death and the public wanted to eat bananas. You must already know that the 45th President of the United States recently withdrew from the White House, moved south to Florida, and established the office of the former president in Florida.

All the operations of the mill, except his doppelgänger just swimming by the sea.

Mansell did not immediately see the similarities, but posted a picture of a lemon shark, which scientists call "open mouth."

"After a meal, sometimes the ligaments and tendons may be deformed by stress, so the shark will open the jaws to open them as much as possible to realign everything and extend the jawbone from the head." Mansell said . "It's kind of like they would do before eating a big meal. For more than a year, I have been trying to take a picture of "chin open". I have seen them do it many times, but they are always too far apart , Facing the wrong direction, I have never had a chance to take this photo..."

Well, the stars gathered together, he fixed the lens, and immediately, comments began to flood.

"I want to apologize to Shark in advance, but he looks like Trump."

"Looks like Donald Trump Shark."

"Have I seen Ace Hair alone?"

and many more.

You will remember that Stormy Daniels talked about Trump's relationship with sharks a few years ago, claiming that he was "obsessed" and "feared" and "hoped that the entire species would be erased."

Do you think he can now see his own opinions on the face of the shark, will it change his opinion?

Probably.

Mansell is now world-famous, and he said: "I think this is interesting and unique. I have never heard of sharks being compared to humans."

I have got.

Greg Norman.

Anti-depressant.

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